You ever eat some chinese food and that crap bother you all damn day? Like you feel all bloated, unzip your pants, hyperventilate, and turn green? Why do we do this to ourselves?
After 10 minutes of taking your last bite, you are stuck with two options, throwing up, or man up and shove that finger down your throat and take it.
Don't give me the side eye. You know your ass has been in bed after a binge on peppermint schnapps thinking, "the damn room is spinnin and it's 7 a.m. Oh shooooooooot... I gots to puke.... oh hellz.. gotta get my puking finger ready"
I ain't eating chinese food for ATLEAST another week. Nasty ass food.
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